All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...