Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...