Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...