Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....