Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...