Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...