The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...