Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...