Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Conversation over dinner
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If Microsoft built cars
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Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
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trapped in a bog
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