Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...