Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!