Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!