Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...