Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...