What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...