Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...