The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...