Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...