Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...