Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.