If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...