Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...