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Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
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Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Try to spell that name
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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...