Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...