Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...