Santa’s Wife
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My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...