If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...