Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...