A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...