Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...