One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...