Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...