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Telephone accident
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What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
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How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
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Banned Children’s Books
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Female Stages Of Life
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