Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Scared sleeping
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How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...