What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...