Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...