Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...