Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...