you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...