Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...