Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...