10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.