Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...