Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.