A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Defining teenagers
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Food one-liners
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Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
This pill allows you to fly
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Bonds mature!
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Hmmm…Ponderings
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Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...