Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...