Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...