Anniversary Gift
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In a perfect world…
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A Childs View Of A Retirement
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Ears lookin at you!
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Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
you want a divorce
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There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...