Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...