Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
The twelve days after Christmas
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The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Bad computer viruses
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For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...