What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
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A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...