Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...